...as you do...

There are certain actions and behaviours that are somewhat taboo - and some that have an unwritten, but concrete, rule about how they are to be done. One of them, for example, is kissing in public. I remember reading about a study that polled people on how and how long was appropriate and where the boundary was. Supposedly, kissing in public is ok as long as (1) hands stay on top of clothing and away from the crotch and bust, and (2) kissing is limited to a few seconds or so. Anything longer and it's apparently obscene. Never mind if the kiss doesn't change much... the duration is what determines whether it's appropriate.

Along those lines, there are also "rules" about bedroom relations. They're not supposed to be, ahem, enjoyed by anyone outside the room. (We will disregard the occasions where someone watches by choice.) Enter our hero couple, who apparently had such unbridled lust for each other that they showed no respect for the families in adjoining apartments, who preferred not to appreciate the sound effects.

Just try and place yourselves in the shoes of the hapless parents trying to answer the innocent questions of a curious five-year-old. "Mum, why is the lady next door moaning? And what's that bang, bang, bang, bang noise next to my head when I'm asleep in bed? And why is there a man yelling, 'Ohhhhhhhh YES!!!!' all the time?"

Without further ado I present to you: Court Bans Man From Girlfriend's Home After Noisy Sex.

~ Elisa