Don't Get Fresh!

This isn't a very recent story but it still struck me as amusing.

A 71-year-old woman was found to be carrying a leather club (known as a blackjack) as she passed through security screening at Tampa Airport, Florida.

When questioned, she told them it was to "smack people's hands when they got fresh". That's the part that has me laughing.

DON'T GET FRESH WITH 71-YEAR-OLD LADIES! They might be carrying a weapon.

(Stick to getting fresh with 80-year-olds?)