Playtime in the bedroom took on a whole new meaning for an American couple this week, when their experimental erotic toy went horribly wrong.Apparently the man enjoys creating new devices. Now I suppose that isn't so unusual, except that he decided to employ a Sabre saw (also known as a Jigsaw). That's one of them in the picture.
The saw moves up and down rather quickly, but by virtue of it containing a blade, I'm not sure I'd recommend it as part of a sex toy ensemble. However, the hero of the story was not deterred by the whole "sharp and dangerous" issue, and attached it to a more conventional bedroom device.
Predictably, the saw teeth sliced straight through the rubber and caused injuries to the woman that I can only imagine. She had to be emergency-airlifted to hospital.
And after all that, it appears no charges will be laid, because she has told police the entire act was consensual. What? Yes, she agreed to it all. "Sure, honey, head towards me with a dangerous electric cutting tool! And then put it in a very sensitive place!"
It's fairly rare that a woman almost qualifies for a Darwin Award and survives.
I would imagine that she DID actually qualify for a Darwin award - she probably won't be having children naturally with serious scarring in their exit point...
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