Oh my...

...and I thought that meat-scented cologne was bad!

Sports Interactive, makers of the Football Manager video game, have released an aftershave scent that mimics grass, sweat, boot leather and heat spray. Not only that, they created it from samples from real change rooms!

Ewwwww.

I mean, don't get me wrong. "Clean" sweat on a man can smell nice. But come on. Sweat, blood, mud, stinky shoes, heat rub, grass, grotty underpants and stale deodorant spray? I'm just not feeling the love. This is one Christmas present that won't be gracing the floor under my tree.

~ Elisa